G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra

August 9, 2009

A surprisingly good movie. Considering the relatively weak competition, it’s probably the best Action Movie of the year, and one of the better non-Oscar material movie for the year, if not past couple years.

Story is actually pretty decent and has some degree of rationale. And while there are some pretty dramatic changes to a few of the major characters’ relationships, there’s also a lot of fan nods. Perhaps most surprising is that there’s actually a fairly competent amount of character development in this flick. Mostly through the use of flashbacks.

Frankly, I was expecting a movie with a stupid and barely bearable plot, and vanilla or annoying characters with plenty of awful acting sprinkled on. And possibly even sub par action. But to my surprise, the only truly atrocious thing about this movie is some of the CGI, which is… well, atrocious. Also, the movie gets a tad overly cheesy near the end. And there are some parts that felt like a toy commercial. But overall, these things don’t really impact the whole of the movie. Oh, and Wayans isn’t as bad as I thought he’d be.

Overall, it’s a surprisingly good action movie that I’d recommend. I wouldn’t say to get your hopes way up, but you don’t need to let your expectations be as low as they probably are.

3 1/4 out of 4


Hauliday of Significant Largess

August 8, 2009

This is what we in the “biz” call an “over-haul”.

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Kamen Rider Den-O Movie: Ore Tanjou!

March 17, 2008

Proof of Some Sort of God Existing, or, the 2008 Academy Awards

February 25, 2008

Why did this year’s Oscars prove that some sort of intelligent and benevolent cosmic force akin to God exists? It isn’t because No Country for Old Men, a movie one can genuinely call “best movie of the year,” won Best Picture. It isn’t because there were no real lame upsets. The reason why this year’s Oscars proved the existence of God is the fact that Transformers was shut out of all of the technical categories.

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