Battle #39: Stuff Happened in Battle #38 and Then They All Died
Logged: January 25, 1993
So… this is interesting. You mean to tell me that after I came to Turquoise, and then went off with a bunch of the locals like
NARRATOR quips in that it’s LANDON!
Right, Landon and ThreeDark and others. So after we went off to another dimension to get the means to stop Bozocalypse waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in Battle #38, Bozocalypse fell anyway and created a “Big Bang” and now everything’s reset. So now everything is kindasorta new yet old, like how Seryph’s Landon now even though he was away when it happened.
NARRATOR … (in CAPS)!
In other words… we’re going to just casually ignore any and all inconvenient plot holes but remember any and all convenient stuff that may or may not have happened before or during Battle #38 and set up a direct sequel to the original Turquoise version, only it’s not a “sequel,” it’s actually the original Turquoise. There, did I get it all then?
NARRATOR sarcastically THANKS MR. FANCY NARRATING EXPOSITION GUY for the RETCONNY EXPOSITION that NO ONE… NO ONE except for maybe 4 or 6 OTHER people in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD would GET!
Right… so now what?
JOHN appears, that’s a SHE not a HE!
DILLINGER appears, his GRIN evil with GLEE!
JOHN: When strangers stop to wish us well!
DILLINGER: We only laugh and pray to our Lords in Hell!
JOHN: To protect a world engulged in hope and love!
DILLINGER: To open the gates to the stars above!
JOHN: Team Turquoise, dastardly, vengeful, and sly!
DILLINGER: Surrender is useless, prepare to die!
YAROU: Yarou! Ia I!
NARRATOR rhetorically ASKS “What now?” and ANSWERS… now you FIGHT and DIE for my AMUSEMENT! DANCE PUPPET DANCE!